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DETHSCALATOR.

Again? DETHSCALATOR.

At first glance it’s easy to mispronounce Dethscalator as Death Skeletor, which in itself is an Ace Band Name and worthy of its own instalment of Ace Band Name News, but look again, my fat-headed friend. It’s Deth-scal-ator. Like escalator but with ‘deth’ at the beginning instead of the lame, weakling child of ‘es’.

It’s brilliant. It’s brilliant because it doesn’t even work as a pun. Plus they haven’t even spelt ‘death’ right.

What do they sound like? I don’t know. Apparently Motorhead taking a dump. They have a song called Kicking the Horns Off a Bull, who cares what they sound like? They had me at Dethskeletor.

Listen: DETHSCALATOR

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